A sealed model runs the desk. Stakers compound every 40 minutes and claim the desk's ETH profits on top.
Every $BBRV2 trade on Pons pays a 1% fee. 70% streams to the creator wallet in ETH. That wallet powers the rebase and capitalizes the desk.
ETH from every $BBRV2 trade lands in the intake wallet automatically. Anyone can watch it fill.
intake 0.000 ETH / trigger 0.050 ETHWhen the trigger hits, a frontier model runs one inference cycle and picks exactly one action. Its identity and reasoning stay sealed. Forever.
weights hidden / actions 4One transaction plus one signed receipt per cycle: action, size, and a single line from the model. Public before anyone asks.
format on-chain tx + noteThat is the whole protocol. Inputs public. Outputs public. Weights sealed. The same trust model every frontier lab ships, pointed at a memecoin.
The box cannot rug, mint, or wander. Its entire world is four moves, and every one of them ends in a receipt.
Market buys $BBRV2 from the permanently locked pool, straight into the war chest that pays the 40-minute rebase.
Buys $BBRV2 and sends it to the dead address. Supply only moves one direction.
Buys $PONS for the treasury. The box hoards the token of the rails it runs on.
Apes one trending Pons launch with a hard-capped slice. Wins recycle into future buys. Losses get posted like everything else.
Other rebase protocols print your reward.
The box buys it.
THE FIRST REBASE PROTOCOL THAT ACTUALLY REWARDS YOU / bought on-chain, receipt attached
V2 runs one epoch every 40 minutes. Thirty-six a day, six faces squared. Each one rebases every sBBRV2 balance up 0.044%, paid in real $BBRV2 the box bought.
$BBRV2 in, sBBRV2 out at the current index. No lock, no cooldown, no deposit fee.
Every 40 minutes the vault rebases all sBBRV2 up 0.044%. No claiming, no chores, and the grid never drifts: thirty-six fixed times a day, anchored on-chain the second the vault deploys. V1 paid six times a day. V2 pays six squared, and the math holds it: the new rate costs the reserve less per day than V1 did.
Epochs are paid from a war chest of real $BBRV2 that the box bought in advance, and V2 launches with it already funded, so epoch 001 pays. Supply is fixed, so nothing gets printed, ever.
Unstake any time and take principal plus every epoch your shares earned. The vault owes you exactly what the index says.
Four rules, four corners. The 0.044% is fixed, but it is not printed: every epoch is paid out of a reserve the box actually bought, and if the reserve ever runs dry the rebase pauses instead of pretending. Runway stays public. And unlike V1, the desk pays a second stream on top: realized ETH profits, claimable whenever you like.
Fixed rate, real payout. Epochs draw from the vault reserve and pause if it empties, so these are arithmetic, not a promise the reserve is infinite. Epoch counter starts at launch.
New in V2: the fees do not just buy the rebase. They capitalize a trading desk that the sealed model runs, and its realized profits stream to stakers in ETH.
The desk trades, the trades ship receipts, the profits land in the vault as claimable ETH. A fund with a salary: the rebase is the salary, the desk is the upside, and neither one is a promise the contract cannot keep. Paid-to-stakers reads live from the vault.
Every cycle leaves one of these. This feed shows the format with sample data until cycle 001 lands on-chain.
The samples above are fake and labeled. The real ones will be transactions. That difference is the entire product.
The box is not plugged in yet. These numbers start at launch, count only settled transactions, and never come from a spreadsheet.
Every agent coin tells you its AI is a genius. We tell you nothing. The box's model card is sealed and stays sealed: no name, no provider, no parameter count, no system prompt.
What you get instead is the only thing that matters: its behavior, in public, forever. Guessing what sits inside is the community sport.
Call the next action before the cycle runs. Correct calls climb the leaderboard. Best probers get a title nobody can buy: Interpretability Researcher.
The model decides. The wallet obeys. Each cycle, the sealed model outputs one action and the operator wallet executes it, on-chain, with a receipt. We never claim contract-level autonomy, because right now that claim would be a lie, and the box does not lie. It just hides.
SEALED. Not at launch, not at 10M, not in DMs. The moment we name it, the box becomes an ad for someone else's lab.
The loss gets posted with the same receipt format as a win. HUNT is hard-capped per cycle, so a bad call costs one slice of one cycle, never the intake. The box has no shame settings.
A fixed 0.044% every 40-minute epoch, thirty-six a day, on an on-chain grid that never moves. And V2 pays a second stream: the desk's realized ETH profits, claimable from the vault. But unlike every 2021 rebase, nothing is printed, because nothing can be: $BBRV2 supply is fixed at launch. Epochs are paid from a reserve of real $BBRV2 that the box bought with fee ETH, and BUY cycles keep refilling it. If the reserve empties, the rebase pauses instead of lying. Forty minutes, four corners. Six faces, squared. The cube keeps its own time, faster now.
It is a box. $BBRV2 is a memecoin experiment with no promise of profit, yield, or utility. Trade it like the toy it is, or better, just watch the receipts.